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The Strange Connections Between Socks and Extraterrestrials by Mark Lyons Image by Peter Lomas from Pixabay SammySocks Etc. Blog - Comments and Observations from Someone Who Is a Retired Educator and Sammy’s Dad      Do your socks seem to mysteriously disappear from your dryer? Do you sometimes see strange lights in the sky at night while wearing socks? Have you heard of Roswell, New Mexico, Area 51 and that there is a certain big-box store that sells – what else? – socks there? Do you know who shot J.R. who was wearing socks at the time? (This last one has nothing to do with extraterrestrials. I am just messing with you.) If you answered “Yes!” to any one or more...

     People wear socks for many different reasons. Here are my top ten reasons why people should wear socks. Please remember, this is just my opinion, but all others are wrong. #10 – To Keep Your Feet Warm – Nothing says love like ice cold feet suddenly up close and personal with someone’s back, thigh, calf, or any other part of the human anatomy. Right? Not! Cover those icicles with a pair of socks and the warmth will be appreciated and adored. #9 – To Provide a Deflecting Target for Cat Attacks – You are walking through your bedroom on your way to the bathroom when out of nowhere a streaking paw with outstretched claws slices across your foot!...