George Washington Crossing the Delaware with a Gift Bag of Socks for His Mom Most historians would probably disagree with me on this, but George Washington’s crossing of the Delaware River depicted in a famous painting (I think it was actually a paint-by-number!) was not about getting to the other side – New Jersey – to attack a group of Hessian soldiers during the Revolutionary War in 1776. No, he was actually trying to get across the river to surprise his mom with a gift bag from SammySocks Etc. This has just now come to light thanks to a recently discovered first draft of the painting (paint-by-number?) by the artist that has been hidden away in...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my, ………………………………….. I thought you saw a mouse! But, no, it was just a dust bunny – a rather large dust bunny. Don’t you ever clean? Well, no matter. Now that I have your attention, this would be a good time for you to gloss over your reaction of when you thought you saw a mouse by giving someone a sock gift bag or box from SammySocks Etc. That will do it. And we will never speak of this again. In fact, a great choice of a sock gift bag to give someone is the Old MacDonald’s Farm Socks Gift Bag for Women. It is $20.00. You get a great pair of Mooo! and...
Paintball Battles Image by Evan Cornman from Pixabay “SPLAT! “SWOOSH!” “ZING!” “SPLUSH!” “ZWOOSH!” Splotches of paint streak through the air past you and the other members of your team. Some of the projectiles land on you. Others impact your teammates. Soon your facemask, vest, pants, and helmet are covered with a plethora of color. But you do not falter! You do not stop! You slog on and give back as much, no, you give back even more than you get! Ah, the experiences and memories of paintball battles! Celebrate with your teammates by gifting them the Macho Man Socks Gift Bag for Men from SammySocks Etc.! This gift...
Did You Know That Even Zombies Give Gift Bags and Boxes! You’ve seen this before! An innocent young woman is minding her own business trying to scour the empty shelves in a deserted grocery store at midnight with no one else around when suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a scraggled, snarling, limping, shuffling, zombie appears, and grabs hold of her foot. They struggle and the zombie seems to be getting the upper hand. The music swells. Growling, sniveling, and jerking, the zombie opens its mouth ready to bite when it stops, smiles, and says, “Hi, Megan! How’s it going? Here is your Christmas gift. It is a “Kitties Are Cats!” Socks Gift Bag from SammySocks Etc.!...
You notice one day that your friend is having a bad hair day. And not just this one. Now that you think about it, there have been quite a few bad hair days lately. Has he or she let himself or herself go? Is there no more zest for life? Or did their hair dryer just bite the dust? No matter. Cheer them up (but do not, by no means, tell them about their hair!) with a sock gift bag or box from SammySocks Etc. Get their mind off of their hair and onto their feet. It’s a win-win! They get socks and you get to give them socks! A great socks gift bag...
