Karaoke, …………… Well, Almost! “And now for our next karaoke singer, we have Mark, …….. uh, what? It’s not Mark? It’s ………. You want to be called what? Magnificent Mark? Really? That’s what you’re going with? You sure? Magnificent Mark? Okay, whatever!” “And now for our next karaoke singer, we have …… (snicker)….., Magnificent Mark!” “Delta Dawn, what’s that flower…….” “Hold it, uh, Magnificent there. This just isn’t going to work. I’m sorry. In the history of karaoke, this has never happened before, but I’ve go to cut you off!” “That bad, huh?” “I’m afraid so.” “I understand. You’ve got the International Karaoke Standards to uphold and all.” “The IKS? Yeah, sure,...
Up All Night with Your Best Friend! Remember when you stayed up all night with your best friend? Maybe it was high school or college or some other time. You talked, laughed, cried, argued, and sat comfortably in silence for a while. She was your best friend! There was nobody like her. Maybe you are still friends. Maybe you have drifted apart. Maybe you think about that friendship from time to time. Help celebrate those memories with a sock gift bag or box from SammySocks Etc. We have several that would fit nicely. One in particular is the Retro Socks Gift Box for Women! It will bring back some great memories! ...
George Washington Crossing the Delaware with a Gift Bag of Socks for His Mom Most historians would probably disagree with me on this, but George Washington’s crossing of the Delaware River depicted in a famous painting (I think it was actually a paint-by-number!) was not about getting to the other side – New Jersey – to attack a group of Hessian soldiers during the Revolutionary War in 1776. No, he was actually trying to get across the river to surprise his mom with a gift bag from SammySocks Etc. This has just now come to light thanks to a recently discovered first draft of the painting (paint-by-number?) by the artist that has been hidden away in...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my, ………………………………….. I thought you saw a mouse! But, no, it was just a dust bunny – a rather large dust bunny. Don’t you ever clean? Well, no matter. Now that I have your attention, this would be a good time for you to gloss over your reaction of when you thought you saw a mouse by giving someone a sock gift bag or box from SammySocks Etc. That will do it. And we will never speak of this again. In fact, a great choice of a sock gift bag to give someone is the Old MacDonald’s Farm Socks Gift Bag for Women. It is $20.00. You get a great pair of Mooo! and...
Paintball Battles Image by Evan Cornman from Pixabay “SPLAT! “SWOOSH!” “ZING!” “SPLUSH!” “ZWOOSH!” Splotches of paint streak through the air past you and the other members of your team. Some of the projectiles land on you. Others impact your teammates. Soon your facemask, vest, pants, and helmet are covered with a plethora of color. But you do not falter! You do not stop! You slog on and give back as much, no, you give back even more than you get! Ah, the experiences and memories of paintball battles! Celebrate with your teammates by gifting them the Macho Man Socks Gift Bag for Men from SammySocks Etc.! This gift...
