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Men's Pyramid Crew Socks

Men's Pyramid Crew Socks

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Men’s Pyramid Crew Socks 

Bright bold pyramids populate these great men’s crew socks! Black, green, pink, yellow, red, and orange, colors provide the background for multiple and quite colorful pyramids with gray, blue, white, black, yellow, red, orange, pink, and purple accents. Whichever pair you choose to wear, the world will know that you are bright and bold. Get a pair – or more – today!

Sammy's Special Sock Simile - These socks are as colorful as the line of cars screaming out of turn 4 near the end of the Daytona 500.

Sammy's Sock Saga

I Wanted to Be a Pirate

by Mark Lyons

Image by Dimitris Vetsikas

            “Mark?”

            “Yes.”

            “Got a question.”

            “Sure, but you know what?”

            “Uh – uh?”

            “When I was younger, I wanted to be a pirate.”

            “A pirate?”

            “Yes. Even walked around with a toy parrot on my shoulder. Did you know even as light as a parrot is, it can knock your whole equilibrium off? Something to get used to as a pirate.”

            “Didn’t know that.”

            “Yep. Anyway, I went back and forth for a while: teacher, pirate, teacher, pirate.”

            “Uh – uh.”

            “Each has its own pros and cons.”

            “Sure.”

            “With one you get to see the world.”

            ‘Yeah, that is exciting.”

            “The other one you get to show the world.”

            “All good stuff.”

            “Oh, and you know, give lots of homework and tests and stuff.”

            “Exactly.”

            “Worried my mom, though.”

            “Oh yeah? Why’s that?”

            “Oh, a pirate’s life isn’t too stable. One week you’re at home reading to the kids. Then the next couple of months you’re out pillaging and looting. Stuff like that. Can throw your digestive system for a loop. She always worried about stuff like that for me. And then there’s the financial part of it all, being a pirate.”

            “Money’s a problem? I sort of thought that’s why people got into the pirate thing.”

            “That is a common myth about pirates. Oh sure, it looks like loads of fun. You get to sail around and wear cool clothes with your buddies, but that doesn’t pay the bills. Pirates have bills just like everybody else. You know, car payments, mortgages, health insurance.”

            “Health insurance?”

            “Yes, and health insurance for a pirate is expensive. Go figure. And don’t forget the sword rental and swashbuckling lessons. Do you know what the exchange rate for pieces of eight to dollars is? And then throw in the Euro. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be, being a pirate. But I can afford to get me some men’s pyramid crew socks from SammySocks Etc. They are really affordable and look great on my feet.”

            “Uh, okay. Mark?”

            “What?”

            “Remember I wanted to ask you a question?”

            “Oh, yeah. What?”

            “Uh, never mind.”

            “That’s what I’m saying!”

 

Note: We strive to offer the most accurate color images, however, the colors in the image(s) may not match the colors of the actual pair of socks due to how the socks appear on your electronic device.

Style: Crew

Size: Sock size 10 - 13; fits shoe sizes 6 - 12

Sock Maker: Eros - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fiber Content: 70% polyester, 30% spandex

Country of Origin: China 

Care Instructions: Machine wash with similar colors. Use nonchlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron.

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