Socks and Good Karma

Socks and Good Karma

by Mark Lyons

Image by WorldSpectrum from Pixabay

SammySocks Etc. Blog - Comments and Observations from Someone Who Is a Retired Educator and the Father of Sammy of SammySocks Etc.

      “Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.” “Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

     Oh, sorry. I did not see you there. I am deep into my meditation. That is what it is for. It helps keep the stresses and worries of life at bay, if even for just a bit. Plus, I get to wear some really comfortable socks from SammySocks Etc. And, oh yeah, a modern and hip yoga outfit designed by a currently popular movie star with time on their hands because they are in between movie gigs.

     You’ve heard of skinny jeans? Sure. Well, in that same genre, I am wearing a skinny yoga outfit. These are hot right now. And by hot, I mean both fashion wise and temperature wise. Whew! Sweating up a storm here even while just meditating!

            Anyway, current karmaologists have studied what makes for good karma. Oh, yeah, that’s a real thing. Just ask anyone.

     (“Hey, Bob, have you heard of someone called a karmaologist?”

     “Oh, heh, Dude! Yeah? What? Karmaologist? They are real, Dude. Like, one-time last week when I got back from the wheatgerm juice store, I saw Wayne? His sister’s cousin knows this guy who once dated someone who worked for a company that cleaned all of the karmaologists in The Valley?”           

     “See? Ask anyone.”)

     So, karmalogists have studied what makes for good karma. Time and time again the karmaologists have found two common threads about people who have good karma. They always eat their vegetables and they wear socks.

     There you have it. It’s not that they are blond, or workout, or have successful careers, or look good in skinny jeans. It’s the vegetables and the socks.

     To speak to that, eat your vegetables and get your socks from SammySocks Etc. ( Not only will you have good karma, but you will be helping a great business achieve its Mission and Vision. You will get (or you could give some socks to someone else) a great pair, or more, of socks that will not only keep you awash in good karma, but they will also look good with any skinny yoga, leotard type suit.  

“Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.” “Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

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