by Mark Lyons
Image by AlexLoban from Pixabay
“I think I finally got this dance step down, Honey,” says Mark. “Sally, watch this.”
With steps as graceful as a bull in a china cabinet, Mark struts and gyrates around the room trying, unsuccessfully, to match the beat of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees.
“Can ….. you ….. see ….., Schweetie? …..gasps Mark. “Just ….. like ….. Tony ….. Manero ….. in the movie!”
Sally sits on their couch and critically eyes her husband flailing around the room. She crosses her legs and reveals a pair of black striped crew socks from SammySocks Etc.
“Yep, just like in the movie, although not the movie you mentioned,” says Sally after several moments of silent observation. “Can you help me finish taking out the trash before the garbage truck gets here?”
“Sure thing,” replies Mark as he grabs several bags full of trash and sashays out the back door. “I think this was in the movie, too!